Large Penis Helped Me Pass Drug Test… For 2004 Olympics
May 18, 2019
Lamar Odomsays he went to great lengths to take the court for USA
Basketball at the Olympics … using a prosthetic penis to help him pass a drug
Lamar comes clean about how he was able to pass the test
despite smoking weed on the daily in the summer of ’04 in his soon to be
released book, “Darkness to Light” — where he says, “We started
googling ‘fake penises’ and studied different ways to beat a drug
“After an exhaustive search we ordered a giant,
rubber, black c*** to arrive the next day,” Odom writes in an expert first provided toPeople…
unzipped my pants and carefully slid the fake penis
through the zipper hole. To get the pee to come out of the tip, I had to
squeeze the shaft repeatedly.”
Lamar admits he was “paranoid” the fake penis
ruse wouldn’t work once the official tester took the sample at Odom’s home …
but he passed with flying colors and was soon heading to Greece with the rest
of Team USA.
Unfortunately, Lamar couldn’t help the Americans win the
gold medal … in one of our nation’s most embarrassing Olympic moments; a team
full of NBA superstars came home with the bronze.
Kinda makes ya wonder … who else on the team was smoking the ganja that summer?!?